• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. Dead Poets Society (via thesearchforsanctuary)
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videohall:

Gary is quite fast..

> I could listen to this guy bullsh** with his goat all day long.

> The more videos of goats I see the more I think they are wildly under-appreciated for how cool they are.

(via theamericankid)

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plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
tastefullyoffensive:

[ghstzch]
thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE