deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists
I urge you to please notice when you are happy. Kurt Vonnegut (via laviesepoursuit)

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recoverywillsaveus:

Hurting myself is not a good way to cope.
Not eating is not a good way to cope.
Isolating is not a good way to cope.
Talking shit about myself is not a good way to cope.

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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. Dead Poets Society (via thesearchforsanctuary)
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videohall:

Gary is quite fast..

> I could listen to this guy bullsh** with his goat all day long.

> The more videos of goats I see the more I think they are wildly under-appreciated for how cool they are.

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